Hair Health Enthusiast Pillows

'By the way, Mr. Tongs, I have used that bottle of Balm of California, but I find my hair still comes off.'

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'