Hair Health Enthusiast Gifts

'By the way, Mr. Tongs, I have used that bottle of Balm of California, but I find my hair still comes off.'

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Missing my hair.

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.