Hair Maintenance Enthusiast Prints

"Oh God...Split end."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Square Cut

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"