Haircare Explorer Pillows

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Shampoo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

PROBLEM AREAS

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

The barber

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man with a brush on his head