Haircare Explorer Pillows

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Shampoo.

"Absolutely not!"

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

PROBLEM AREAS

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

The barber

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"