Hair Journey Explorer Mugs

"Dad must be getting forgetful. Mom says he keeps losing his hair."

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Absolutely not!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

What price beauty?

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Discomfort zone.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "