Hair Hope Enthusiast Gifts

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Moses gives his wife split ends

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Georgian head-dress

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"