Haircut Hopeful Gifts

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"The full partner look."

"I'm starting to regret that haircut."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

Football haircuts.

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

The Barber in my Neighborhood