Haircut Hopefuls Gifts

Barber shaves a customer's head.

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"The full partner look."

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

Football haircuts.

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

1420: The court of Henry V. "Good news Sire! We have apprehended the man who cut your hair!"

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

The Barber in my Neighborhood

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'Five pounds-fifty for a crew cut,that's good value...Right-o....come-on men!'

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.