Haircut Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Jurors Preparing for Duty at the Assize Court

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Child cutting her brother's hair

The Knitwit...

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

BARBER

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."