Haircut Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Jurors Preparing for Duty at the Assize Court

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

BARBER

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."