Haircut Humorist Pillows

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Having reviewed her responses in the context of cognitive therapy with a psychodynamic input and some rational emotive behaviour we've concluded that she'd like it a bit longer at the back."

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Dual fuel deals.

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

Anything for the weekend, sir?

"It's up to you son. . . a haircut or a flea collar!"

"I hope you didn't take too much off the top!"

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

'I bet you show that photo to all your customers!'

Barbecue turns out to be a 'barber queue'.

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'No, you don't look good with a crewcut.'

'That will be seven pounds, Sir, two for the cut and five as a search fee.'

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

"I'm just saying, after this haircut, it's difficult to trust you."

'Okay. That looks pretty good.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'I said just a little off the top! I didn't want my wings clipped!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Very Critical.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.