Haircut Humorists Gifts

"Kings do not trim bangs."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."