Haircut Experimenters Gifts

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

Haircuts

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Military style hedgehog

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

Santa Hat Hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."