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Barber shaves a customer's head.

Haircuts

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"The full partner look."

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

Football haircuts.

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

'Five pounds-fifty for a crew cut,that's good value...Right-o....come-on men!'

Barber reveals his customer's new haircut.

The Barber in my Neighborhood

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Teenage hair styles.