Home Haircut Challenger Gifts

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

Haircuts

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Curling your hair for no reason

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Working from Home during COVID-19

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

"I have used this unexpected stay-at-home time to get really good at new skills."

Working from home.

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

Feng Shui Department

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

"I'm sorry I didn't have time to cook so I ordered in a pizza."

"Jack sensed that Susan was planning to rearrange the furniture again."