Home Haircut Hero Gifts

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Haircuts

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Shampoo.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

A holiday at home

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Artex cartoon

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

The quarantine self cut.

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers