Home Salon Enthusiast Gifts

The quarantine self cut.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

The barber

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Judge getting hair done.

Moses gives his wife split ends

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Center parting please."