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Curling your hair for no reason

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Pampered and poodled.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

The barber

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Complete Makeover

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Doulton Canada Geese

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

The quarantine self cut.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'