Home Salon Owner Gifts

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The adoration of the gels.

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Curling your hair for no reason

Hair Traffic control.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Judge getting hair done.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

"So what's your success rate?"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Beauty Bee

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"This time lick my entire body."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

"He spoils them."

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'