Home Salon Owner Pillows

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Curling your hair for no reason

Hair Traffic control.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The quarantine self cut.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Beauty Bee

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"So what's your success rate?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

Giraffe at the hairdressers

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"Hey! Great haircut!!

"This time lick my entire body."