Tanning Salon Owner Pillows

Spray on Camouflage

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

The adoration of the gels.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

'Medium well, please.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Beauty Bee

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'