Hair Salon Owner Pillows

Captain Curling Iron.

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

The adoration of the gels.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Hair Traffic control.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The barber

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Hairstyles

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Complete Makeover

The quarantine self cut.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair