Hair Salon Owner T-Shirts

Captain Curling Iron.

Man mugging women on the way out of the hairdressers using a hairdryer: 'Hand over the purse or the bouffant gets it.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

The adoration of the gels.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Pampered and poodled.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"I don't like your application."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Hair Traffic control.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

The barber

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Hairstyles

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Complete Makeover

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

The quarantine self cut.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."