Beauty Shop Owner T-Shirts

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Be creative...!"

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Uh-oh.'