Beauty Shop Owner T-Shirts

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

The adoration of the gels.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Be creative...!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'I'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Online Shopping.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

A Lady Out Shopping.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'