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Week three, things started to get ugly.

'I misplaced one of my hair extensions. Do you mind looking through my hair for it?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

Do you think I'm sixty?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The Cat Spa

Sheep In Curlers

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Two men in barber shop

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Level up your game with a MANicure.