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Gardening Tips: Try to find a friend who will keep an eye on things while you are away.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Spa

Doing the borders.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Hot Pie Therapy

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'