Bush Beautician Prints

Gardening Tips: Try to find a friend who will keep an eye on things while you are away.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Spa

Doing the borders.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

What price beauty?

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!