Beauty Boss Prints

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'I misplaced one of my hair extensions. Do you mind looking through my hair for it?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Two men in barber shop

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"