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"She's had work."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'Collagen?' 'No...Natural.'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'It's still to early to tell but I think dissolving cellulite is not high on the list of stem cell applications.'

In an emergency, it inflates instantly.

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Orange worrying about cellulite.

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

"Wow, her anti-aging cream really worked."

Back Sack and Crack. A monkey asks for some beauty treatment.

Welcome to Silicon Valley

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Beauty Time

Street Vendor selling Collagen.

'We have every artificial tanning method under the sun.'

'I'm not happy with the implants.'

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

Cosmetic Surgery

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"It can't all be due to the Hudnut course."

"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."

Sheep In Curlers

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I had some work done."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Those are feather extensions, for sure!"