Beauty Transformation Buff T-Shirts

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Sheep In Curlers

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

Keep Fit.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Two men in barber shop

Complete Makeover

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Baldness Facts

Weight Gain Denial

Content Creator

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

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