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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"More concealer?"

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Mirror mirror...