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'I think you should know I've had some work done.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

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"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

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'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

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"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"You have the wrinkles of a woman half your age."

Cut out and keep your own Make up Artist.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."