Hair Transformation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I want a long hair comb-over fade with the sides tapered and the longer hair on top blended seamlessly into the longer hair on the sides."

How I have a questions for you: Why do girls with curly hair wish they had straight hair, and girls with straight hair wish they had curly hair?

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

"I'm looking to downsize..."

Love at First Sight

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'More hair than brains.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Complete Makeover

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Quick Spring Fling

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.