Hair Transformation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I want a long hair comb-over fade with the sides tapered and the longer hair on top blended seamlessly into the longer hair on the sides."

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

"I'm looking to downsize..."

Love at First Sight

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Absolutely not!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Complete Makeover

Quick Spring Fling

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'