Hair Transformation Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

The 4 Stages of Condimental Hair

Love at First Sight

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Quick Spring Fling

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Complete Makeover

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."