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"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Sheep In Curlers

The Cat Spa

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Two men in barber shop

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

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