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"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Two men in barber shop

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'