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Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

". . . and they say money can't buy happiness."

Victorian Gentleman

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Baroque Peacock

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Keep Fit.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Two men in barber shop

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'