Fashion Buff Pillows

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

". . . and they say money can't buy happiness."

Victorian Gentleman

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Baroque Peacock

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Keep Fit.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Two men in barber shop

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."