Fashion Humor Buff Pillows

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

Cheeze Wiz.

The Golfing Accident

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Wedding disaster #27.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"And would you like flies with that?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Beware of God"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Ah, business as usual.'