Fashion Humor Buff Pillows

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And would you like flies with that?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Beware of God"

'Ah, business as usual.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."