Beauty Shop Manager T-Shirts

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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Books On Paper

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

'I know you are, but what am I?'

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Magazines.

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Nail Gun Manicure

Cat Book Signing

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.