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Beauty technician pulls off client's skin as well as leg hair during a waxing.

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Hot Pie Therapy

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I don't like your application."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Mom's Spa'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Woman applying makeup

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"