Beauty Technician Gifts

"Shall I give your eyebrows a little touch up, Miss?"

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Woman applying makeup

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.