Beauty Industry Professional Gifts

Anita Roddick

Magazines.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Botox."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"More concealer?"

Complete Makeover

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."