Beauty Industry Critic Gifts

Toys for boys.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

Martina Klein

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Animal cosmetic testing

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Katy Perry

Romee Strijd caricature

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Magazines.

Anita Roddick

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

"I'm sorry, I can't help you - they just pay me to sit here and look pretty."

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job."

Lara Catherina Stone

Glop With Packaging

Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters