Beauty Industry Skeptic Gifts

Gift ideas for the beauty industry skeptic in your life? Explore our collection of witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that embrace their candid view of beauty culture. Perfect for expressing their unique perspective with humor and style.

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'Plastic surgeons? Don't talk to me about Plastic Surgeons!'

'Plastic surgeons? Don't talk to me about Plastic Surgeons!' mockup

'Plastic surgeons? Don't talk to me about Plastic Surgeons!'

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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?" mockup

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab." mockup

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

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"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick." mockup

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

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'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.' mockup

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

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"How are the new lips feeling babe?" mockup

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

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'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.' mockup

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

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"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!" mockup

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

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Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products. mockup

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

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It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules. mockup

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

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'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!' mockup

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

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'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.' mockup

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

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Animal cosmetic testing

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"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants." mockup

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

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"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes." mockup

"You should find your eyesight improving once you remove the false eyelashes."

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'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.' mockup

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

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Magazines.

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'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.' mockup

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

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'I think I'm starting to develop crow's feet, Lance. What should I do?'

'I think I'm starting to develop crow's feet, Lance. What should I do?' mockup

'I think I'm starting to develop crow's feet, Lance. What should I do?'

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Unnecessary Surgery

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"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive." mockup

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

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"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job."

"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job." mockup

"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job."

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'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?' mockup

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

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Gentlemen, don't think of this as a corporate takeover, it's a corporate makeover.

Gentlemen, don't think of this as a corporate takeover, it's a corporate makeover. mockup

Gentlemen, don't think of this as a corporate takeover, it's a corporate makeover.

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Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar. mockup

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

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'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.' mockup

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

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When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream. mockup

When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

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'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.) mockup

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

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'Why do you think they call it 'Active Wear' not 'Sitting Wear'?'

'Why do you think they call it 'Active Wear' not 'Sitting Wear'?' mockup

'Why do you think they call it 'Active Wear' not 'Sitting Wear'?'

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"I allege that the defendant is not a 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner, but, in fact, a 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner murderer."

"I allege that the defendant is not a 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner, but, in fact, a 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner murderer." mockup

"I allege that the defendant is not a 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner, but, in fact, a 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner murderer."

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Sneer-leading

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"Done." "But you only cut one hair!" "Well, if you wanted more done you should've gone across the street to Hairs-R-Us."

"Done." "But you only cut one hair!" "Well, if you wanted more done you should've gone across the street to Hairs-R-Us." mockup

"Done." "But you only cut one hair!" "Well, if you wanted more done you should've gone across the street to Hairs-R-Us."

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Beauty Industry Skeptic Gifts Collection

Beauty Industry Skeptic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for beauty skeptics who love to make a statement—humorous, bold, and full of personality.

Beauty Industry Skeptic Pillows

Look for pillows that add humor and charm to their space, celebrating their honest view of beauty culture.

Beauty Industry Skeptic Prints

Check out prints that boldly express their skepticism—ideal for decorating with attitude and style.

Beauty Industry Skeptic T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that showcase their truth with witty sayings and eye-catching designs—perfect for the skeptical beauty enthusiast.