Shampoo Sceptics Gifts

Shampoo dissolves a washer's head.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

'I think I'm starting to develop crow's feet, Lance. What should I do?'

Unnecessary Surgery

"Wash and Quo"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

Dr. Pavlov's Conditioning Shampoo

Tsunami for fleas

When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

It appears to be a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.

"God, I HATE man buns!"

"We're a highly advanced race. Except for the mullets."