Shampoo Sceptics Gifts

Shampoo dissolves a washer's head.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'I think I'm starting to develop crow's feet, Lance. What should I do?'

Frankenstein goes to get head and shoulders,

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"

Unnecessary Surgery

'The truth is there is no 'Youth Formula' worth millions. This is Mountain Dew.'

"Wash and Quo"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

Dr. Pavlov's Conditioning Shampoo

Tsunami for fleas

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

"We're a highly advanced race. Except for the mullets."

When prunes lose the plot: they advertise anti wrinkle cream.

'Why do you think they call it 'Active Wear' not 'Sitting Wear'?'