Shower Skeptic Gifts

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

An idea box in a shower

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

People in the shower

"The internet begs to differ."

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

Wash and Let My People Go