Shower Skeptic Gifts

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

An idea box in a shower

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

Rutger Shower

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Jeff was watching his weight.

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'If you don't believe me, Google it.'

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"The internet begs to differ."

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

People in the shower

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'