Shower Philosopher Gifts

An idea box in a shower

Wash and Let My People Go

"Oh! Now I get it!"

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

It feels good to stop wasting water. Al Gore would be proud. And electricity - Don't forget we're saving on that. That would be used to heat the water, and light the room. We no longer encourage the manufacture of chemical-based cleansing products sold in wasteful plastic and paper packaging. Stop! Men should not rationalize their failure to shower every day on the basis that it's environmentally friendly. Oh, how you hate Mother Earth. I like inhaling without stink. My smell is organic.

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

'Ptui. I spit.'

John Peel's shower.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

Rutger Shower

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Water power.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"OMG!"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Vanity artist

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'