Shower Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the shower philosopher in your life? These witty and thoughtful items blend humor with introspection, making daily routines like shower time more meaningful. Ideal for those who love to reflect and find humor in life's big questions, these creative gifts add a touch of philosophical fun to their personal space. Whether they enjoy a good laugh or a moment of deep thought, our collection serves as a playful reminder to keep pondering, even during a shower.

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An idea box in a shower

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Wash and Let My People Go

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"Oh! Now I get it!"

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"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower." mockup

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

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"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?" mockup

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

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'Ptui. I spit.'

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John Peel's shower.

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"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive." mockup

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

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"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!" mockup

"It's not my fault I died in the shower!"

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Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea mockup

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.' mockup

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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Water power.

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.' mockup

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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Vanity artist

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police! mockup

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

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Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath. mockup

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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"OMG!"

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain. mockup

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

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Nature is not perfect

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Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath. mockup

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

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Prehistoric Graffito

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Shower Philosopher Gifts Collection

Shower Philosopher Mugs

Looking for more gifts for the shower philosopher? Discover our collection of witty and thoughtful mugs, perfect for inspiring reflection with every sip.

Shower Philosopher Pillows

Bring humor and insight to their home decor with our fun pillows, perfect for anyone who loves to ponder and relax.

Shower Philosopher Prints

Explore our range of prints that inspire contemplation and humor—perfect for decorating the space of a thoughtful soul.

Shower Philosopher T-Shirts

Find clever t-shirts that speak to the shower philosopher's love of humor and deep thoughts—great for casual wear or conversation starters.