Bathroom Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift that merges humor with introspection? Perfect for the bathroom philosophers in your life, our collection of quirky, thought-provoking products offers a fun twist on enlightenment. Whether they’re contemplating existence or just enjoying a quiet moment, these gifts add a touch of wit and wisdom to their relaxation time. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the philosopher in everyone—especially when nature calls.

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Man's reflection laughing at him. mockup

Man's reflection laughing at him.

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Calm. Tranquility. - 'Sanctuary.' - 'I need a wee!!! What are you doing in there?!' - 'I was finding inner peace until your weak bladder interrupted me...' -

Calm. Tranquility. - 'Sanctuary.' - 'I need a wee!!! What are you doing in there?!' - 'I was finding inner peace until your weak bladder interrupted me...' - mockup

Calm. Tranquility. - 'Sanctuary.' - 'I need a wee!!! What are you doing in there?!' - 'I was finding inner peace until your weak bladder interrupted me...' -

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Vanity artist

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'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?' mockup

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'. mockup

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.' mockup

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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An idea box in a shower

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Water power.

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.' mockup

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

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"OMG!"

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Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath. mockup

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police! mockup

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?" mockup

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

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"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive." mockup

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain. mockup

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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Nature is not perfect

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If toilets could talk

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Round the Clock

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'Ecce homo!'

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Prehistoric Graffito

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Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath. mockup

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

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Bathroom Philosophers Gifts Collection

Bathroom Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for bathroom philosophers—covering humor and wisdom that brighten any morning.

Bathroom Philosophers Pillows

Snuggle into pillows that humorously echo the thoughtful musings of bathroom philosophers.

Bathroom Philosophers Prints

Decorate with prints that inspire and amuse, perfect for reflecting the contemplative spirit in your space.

Bathroom Philosophers T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts that resonate with those who love a good philosophical joke about life and relaxation.