Toilet Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a toilet philosopher? Delight them with witty, humorous products that highlight their love for pondering life’s big questions, even in the bathroom. Perfect for fans of clever humor and creative thinkers, these gifts add a touch of irony and intelligence to everyday moments.

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'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

from $19.00

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

from $19.00

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?' mockup

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

from $19.00

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

from $19.00

Dog wearing a cone

from $19.00

'Crisis'

from $19.00

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!" mockup

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

from $19.00

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

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'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.' mockup

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

from $19.00

Lavatory Waterfall

from $19.00

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

from $19.00

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

from $19.00

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper." mockup

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

from $19.00

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!' mockup

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

from $19.00

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?' mockup

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

from $19.00

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

from $19.00

New York Scatological Society

from $19.00

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.' mockup

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

from $19.00

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

from $19.00

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...' mockup

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

from $19.00

WC problem.

from $19.00

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force." mockup

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

from $19.00

Toilet humour

from $19.00

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath. mockup

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

from $19.00

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend." mockup

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

from $19.00

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space mockup

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

from $19.00

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

from $19.00

The Rural Bidet...

from $19.00

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again." mockup

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

from $19.00

Toilet Philosopher Gifts Collection

Toilet Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the toilet philosopher—great for adding a dash of wit to their morning coffee or tea.

Toilet Philosopher Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and insight into any space, ideal for those who love a good laugh and deep thoughts.

Toilet Philosopher Prints

Browse our prints that combine wit and philosophy—great for gifting or decorating with a sense of humor.

Toilet Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring clever quotes and playful designs perfect for the toilet philosopher in your life.