Toilet Philosopher Gifts

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Lavatory Waterfall

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

New York Scatological Society

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

The Rural Bidet...

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.