Toilet Philosopher Pillows

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."